"Are you kidding me, right now?" yelled an angry Sollux. He quickly got up from his now crashed computer, knowing that there was no more he could do to fix it. "Just what I was hoping for all day," he growled quietly. He had been having a very interesting chat with one of the other trolls. It wasn't interesting in the very friendly way, either. Quite the opposite, actually.
caligulasAquarium (CA) started pestering twinArmageddons (TA)
CA: hey asshole guess wwhat
TA: oh, fuck. iit'2 you.
CA: yes it is me and noww im here to ruin your sorry excuse a life
CA: are you ready
TA: ii don't have tiime for thii2
TA: go back two your royal underwater cave and read more about how you'll never be a wiizard
CA: like i told you before you idiot
CA: there is no such thing as wwizards
CA: obvviously youre too much of a idiot to understand such things
CA: evven though you should be smarter sittin in front of a computer all day
CA: fuckin nerd
TA: what do you want, just say iit and leave me alone
TA: ii have much better thiings two do than waste my tiime on an iidiiot who arouses hiimself wiith books that show hiim the ways of magic
CA: it is not magic it is science
CA: wwhy should i evven tell you
CA: your lowwer blood levvel isnt worthy a my information
TA: are you seriious
TA: you saiid you wanted to tell me somethiing and now you're acting liike a newly born grub
TA: niice one, oh hiigh and miighty king
CA: you are wwasting my time
TA: what were you goiing to say, ampora?
CA: fine maybe it will ruin your sorry life
twinArmageddons (TA) computer crashed
Sollux angrily tried to find another way to contact that iidiiot, I mean idiot. He walked around his room thinking of another way to pester him to find out what was going to tell him. Was it something good? He couldn't possibly know because that fool considered everything good as bad and everything bad as bad. How was he even the Prince of Hope, if he was the most hopeless excuse of a troll in the first place.
SOllux suddenly remembered that he conveniently had an entire closet full of grubtops. He quickly rushed over to his closet, and pulled one out and quickly logged back on to Trollian. He looked at the conversation he had just had few minutes earlier with Eridan. He only bothered to look at the rest of the conversation, and not to reply. That would cause much more trouble than he wanted. He could live without that.
CA: cowward you wwere obvviously frightened a my endless charm
CA: heres the newws
CA: the future queen
CA: fef if you didnt know
CA: because you are an idiot
CA: has feelins
CA: red feelins
CA: for a lowwer blood
CA: namely you
caligulasAquarium (CA) ceased pestering twinArmageddons (TA)
Sollux's calm face quickly turned into one of shock. Feferi? Feferi Piexes? Soon to be queen of Alternia? It couldn't be. This had to be one of his stupid jokes. Besides, she was the highest blood of all the trolls. How could she ever like someone like Sollux? Even if she did like him, how was she even allowed to like him?
He decided to talk to her and see if any of this was true. But, what would he say? He turned beet red for a gray-skinned troll. This is crazy. Obviously, she'll just deny it and be her own adorable self and everything will go back to normal. Not a big deal. And if she does like him, he could confess as well. His fingers started to shake as he typed on his keyboard. Keep it cool, Captor.
twinArmegeddons (TA) began pestering cuttlefishCuller (CC)
TA: hey fef
CC: )(ello, Sollux! I'm so glad!
CC: W)(at's up? 38D
TA: ii have a que2tiion
CC: Anyt)(ing! W)(at is it? 38)
TA: do you have feeling2
TA: red feeling2
TA: for anyone
CC: Wow, Sollux. You're coming on really strong! 38O
TA: that2 not what ii meant
TA: iit wa2 ju2t a que2tiion
CC: So you don't )(ave feelings for me? 38(
TA: ii diidn't 2ay that eiither!
TA: can you ju2t an2wer the que2tiion?
CC: Maybe I do.
TA: oh god that wiizard ob2e22ed iidiiot wa2 right
CC: Oh god.
CC: Don't tell me )(e told you. >38(
CC: I'm going to glubbing kill )(im!!!
TA: uh iit2 ok ii dont miind or anythiing
TA: ii actually miight )(ave feeliing2
TA: red feeling2
TA: for you two
CC: R-EALLY? 38O
CC: THIS IS T)(-E B-EST DAY -EV-ER
TA: iim glad two hear that fef
TA: uh maybe we can hang out or 2omethiing
CC: Okay. 38D
TA: 2ee you later
CC: Later!!! 38* <3
cuttlefishCuller (CC) ceased pestering twinArmegeddons (TA)
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god. That was probably the most nerve racking conversation of his life. He had just confessed to the most beautiful (in his opinion) troll on all of Alternia that he had feelings, red feelings, for her and she said she had feelings, red feelings, as well. For the first and last time of all of Sollux's life he thought to himslef, "Thank you, Eridan."